
I'm now blogging at starbucks.
And yea, it's going to be something about coffee.
I still remember the first time I actually stepped in to Starbucks.
And the best thing is I came with my friends where none of us know how to actually order a very simple drink called coffee.
So we went in like we've been enjoying Starbucks for a loooooooong time.
As we entered the first place we headed to wasn't those comfortable couches or stools.
We headed to the toilet.
ALL OF US.
And Starbucks toilets were never big to fit four huge guys.
The moment we entered the toilet,
this dialogue came out.
" wehh, how to order la wehh, i saw all the names, okay, i could read it, butttt how to pronounce it wehh "
LULZ.
CEREAL.
Then ,I gave an awesome idea,
" okay I know what to do, I will wait till there's a long queue then I line up the last, then i hear what they order and the other side you all see whether the drink looks nice or not"
Okayy, everyone semanga
t already.
The reason we're doing this because we wanted to be cool than a fool standing in front of the counter like Ms. Swan.
So according
to the plan , I did it.
The next customer ordered something called for a,
" Caramel Frappucino "
From what i heard it was, then it was my turn to order,
Pekerja Starbucks : " Hi welcome , can I help you "
Aku : " Errrr...Errrrr... * Long Pause* "
*Sweats on forehead*
Pekerja Starbucks : * o.O *
Aku: " errr.. Caramel Frappuccino "
Pekerja Starbucks : " Size sir ? "
Aku: " errrr.. Gimme LARGE "
Pekerja Starbucks : " Err sir, you mean V!@$#ENTI?? " ( I don't understand what's venti that time, so it sounded like greek to me")
Aku: * heart pumping really fast * " yea yea" ( i don't even know what am i ordering)
Pekerja Starbucks: " Coffee or milk sir ?"
Aku : * okay la, i thought they asking me whether i want extra coffee or i wanna add milk "
" err, yah yahhh (smiles) "
Pekerja Starbucks: " sooo, milk or coffee sir? "
Aku: " yahh yahhh milk "
( I was so lost that i can act in the tv series Lost )
(Lost with Starbucks)
So I do what normal people would do after ordering something,
1) Pay at the counter
2) Wait for your food and drink to be served at the counter
3)Collect and find a seat
So while I was performing step 1..
Then step 2..
I waited ..
At the counter. -.-
I didn't notice everyone was looking at me because I was focusing on what my drink is going to be like.
Then i turned and looked at the cashier. He was like in shock of his life. * I think this person really never been to Starbucks in his life before*
then he said
" Err sir, you can collect your drink at the bar "
I swear to god that was the most embarrassing
I would rather be Ms.Swan I swear.
Okay the best part's when i collect my drink.
It came out white in colour.
Because:
I FCKING ORDERED FOR 'MILK' FRAPPUCCINO.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
(my friends were laughing)
-.-
Okay that was my first time at starbucks, after that it was me laughing at people.
There's this one time, I went to starbucks forgotten with who.
This old uncle went to the cashier and ordered for,
" AMERICAN LATE "( American Latte ) pronounced as American Lateh direct translation to BM, " AMERICAN LAMBAT "
BAHAHAHAHAH!!
Sorry uncle.
Too much of my embarrassing moment, have to put in a little of yours:P
I didn't like coffee that much before I tried starbucks coffee.
It made me fell in love with coffee.
And everywhere I go must have good coffee as my drink now.
Plus my Rylsu is a coffee lover too:D
I don't understand why they can't make their menu easier to read and order.
Like maybe ,
One large iced coffee.
Instead we have to go like,
One Coffee Frappuccino ,Venti, Without whipped cream.
That's the very embarrassing experience of me with starbucks.
Thank you starbucks!
It's because of you, today i can share with people this story.-.-
Jitz,
I'm even more deeply in love with you,
not the coffee.
but you.